LETTUCE tempt you with grapefruit disinfectant.

Today I, on what seems like a rare occasion these days, did a food shop for Ms F who lives nearby. Both. David and I have done a few shops for her, we refer to her as the iceberg lettuce queen for the reason it's always on the list, without fail. The unique item today was Zoflora concentrated disinfectant pink grapefruit fragrance, that looks like juice from looking at the packaging. I actually thought it was medicine from confusion (a Donald Trump moment) and when I got help from a bubbly shop assistant she guided me to the correct aisle. However there was no grapefruit fragrance so the lovely shop assistant recommended fresh linen fragrant one.
That was that, the report of this mission, no misuse of disinfectant , oh and did I mention that iceberg was indeed on the list again.