A very hot dog
1 GoodGymer made their way to help an isolated older person in Hounslow.
- Thursday, 21st of May 2020
Doorbell!! Who’s there!
Stranger! Kill! Kill! Kill! Let me go!! I’ll bite his ankles!! Kill! Kill!
I am free!! You’d better pray, stranger! I am going to… Oh… That’s a sexy leg… Come over here!! No! No! Let me.. !! What? Walk? Uhm… OK!
Come on! Faster! Faster! So many things to smell… Plant! Another plant! Flower! Used con… Hey!! Don’t pull so hard! My neck! Grass! Tree! Are we going to the park? Cool!
Faster! Faster! Grass! Grass! More grass! Oh my god! So much grass! Even more grass! Hold on… What’s that…
Grass!!!
I’ll pee a bit here.
Squirrel!! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Dogs! Hi you two! Let me smell your... “Royal Canin Savour Exigent”? Wow, lucky you!
Ok, bye!
Grass, grass, grass… Pigeon! Buff… that thing flies. No point. I’ll pee a bit more instead.
I am tired. I’ll just collapse here.
Leave me alone! I am tired! Find someone else to annoy!
Ok, ok, I’ll go… Jesus…
Uhm… familiar smells… this seems to be… Home!!! Finally!!
Nice meeting you, Sexy Legs, my name is Paco. Call me some time.
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Great mission & report 😂👏
I'm not sure who enjoyed this mission more, the dog or you, Luis! Well done, and a great report!
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